2010 New WagonR Road Test Review: New heights of boredom

I have a list of stuff that bores me to death and as I get wiser, so does the list. Let me help my cause with an example. During fifth grade, the list prominently read homework. In tenth however, it was my girlfriend. See what I mean?

Fast forwarding to now, test cricket bores me to death. It’s a bunch of guys holed up in a dressing room for five days forced to play a vapid game made worse by the fact that, more often than not, it’s going to draw. What good is a draw? How do we know which team is better? I want to know, clearly, which team got its arse kicked. I don’t want statistics, I want results. I don’t want a draw, I want glorious in a defeat or a rub-your-nose-in-it victory cry.